Thursday, 27 April 2017

Bibulmun day Zero

Haven't started the trail yet. Checking out the latest happenings in kevy kitchen is an adventure in its self.
Was treated to his latest morning shake. A concoction that his mommy would be proud of.
Obviously has all the hot trendy super foods;  top pet food of 2015 - kale. 2016 turmeric, yet so much more. Base of coconut water, very trendy. Traditional shake ingredients like a banana and green apple, organic of course. Followed by numerous condiments; pepper, cayenne pepper, but most interestingly 'Activated' charcoal powder, that according to the healer are bio activating agents. These release all the goodness from the other foods. This is topped with shredded coconut and a yet to be discovered berry with an unpronouncable name.
While not looking too appetizing, it actually treated rather good. The peppers giving it a bit of a zing. He's a lovely healthy boy. No wonder he's mothers favourite.

There was the welcoming party at perth airport. Who did actually find the right terminal. Yes, the modern perth had more that one terminal.
We sorted out the packs. Dispite it being well passed paradza bed time. There were some skeptical on lookers amused as to how we were going to fit all the food in. Let's just say the dynamic brother duo will not go hungry anytime soon.
Packing the night before meant obligatory swim at city beach. Not to long. As mandatory coffee followed. And here to was a new innovation. A simple skinny capiccino just doesn't cut it any more. This is a blob of coconut oil, cayenne pepper, something else. Mixed in a specimen container at home. You order a long black and mix on situ. And it was quite flavorsome.
It has to be said he, big kev, has withered away a bit and at weigh in. Was sub 100kg (98.8). For the record Huns the Hof 98.2. Paradza a skinny 81.1. And pack wieghts; paradza; 17 kg. Hof 25. Minus water. Let's hope there's no quick sand on them western Australia beaches. Huns will be sucked under in a flash with that weight!
Should have been an uneventful trip to the bus terminus. Except pasta released her left his phone. So kev kindly dashed back and delivered it back in the nick of time. What a klutz.

Friday, 4 March 2016

Bay of Islands Feb 2016

Even Keels 


Sailing the bay of islands is a team affair. That's certainly the case according to captain Craig, sometimes referred to as lieutenant Dan (aka Forrest Gump).

Capt Craig
Like all good teams, there's positions, rules, players. Capt Craig determines the positions, the rules and the players. And for the uninitiated and/or sailing experience is limited to watching the boxing day Sydney to Hobart, the Craig sailing method can be more than a little bewildering.

It is all pretty much learning on the job.  By example; day One, the leg over rule: successful launch from Opua harbour jetty. A collective sigh of relieve. Only after lecture One was conducted. On the use of the toilets. Vital, yes. Back to leg over rule.

A grand announcement, main sail team (the rest of us in this team) to the ready. Main sail cover unzipped. No problem. The members, the Roberts family to the blue rope, to hoist the critter up. We pull. The first meter, a holler from Capt C. 'Stop'. 'Pull'. We pull. 'Stop' we stop. It's getting difficult. From the top of his voice 'Clive sit on the deck'. Onto the deck i go. 'Pull'. We pull. It ain't moving. 'Clive get your leg over'. Huh,  I'm thinking get my leg over. What is he on about. I swing round. A bark from our capt, no get your leg over the other way. I'm spinning around like a top. Looking at the other designated members of team main sail. We all look equally bemused. Transpires, what i should have known through telepathic means was too sit a pull the rope like an oarsman taking a stroke through the water. Eventually we figured it out up goes the sail. We are shaken. This could be an interesting week. Example Two 'the deploy rule'; in an equally time pressured moment. Something to do with a sail. A bark from the capt  to Yvonne 'tell Clive to deploy'. Yvonne head whips around looking at me. I spin around,  from the leg over position of course,  look at Yvonne we look at Craig. 'Deploy what!!??' A torpedo I'm thinking. .. man i couldn't even remember what he wanted us to deploy.  Don't think he did.
So you get the picture what what we're dealing with here. Man we were cracking up.
One more example; in in my all important leg over position. I pull. I'm . 'STOP' IS THE COMMAND. 'Cept, I'm teatering out of balance. Could be man over board. I pull. The response is quick and sharp. 'When i say stop i mean stop.' YES CAPT. Even if it means into the drink!!


Fortunately even a captain is accountable to some one. Admiral Yvonne proving more than up to the task of keeping the capt in check.
Admiral sunset, tonic on hand

One team that team Rob brought to the 'table' was sundowners. I great African tradition. Sure Aussies have a drink at the end of the day. Just the institution of sundowners goes far beyond just grabbing a drink and going back to the helm.  Once moored as close to six as possible,  accompanied by chips, dips, cheeses. The days events were discussed. Tomorrows day planned. And at least one new rule was added to the repertoire always accompanied by much mirth. The Admiral particularly taken with sundowners. And by six was ready and waiting. The Admiralty would let it be known if mooring hadn't taken place yet.
With brilliant weather for the week. Sundowners were actually accompanied with some spectacular sunsets.


The capt has come in for a little flack so far. Maybe pay back. However,  his mooring spot skills were not in question. Finding the most pond like conditions that could possibly exist in this magic place.

There were other teams. With Less controversy.
The anchor team. Well honed. Down with the anchor. On with the bridle. Down they both go. Capt tests it holds. Onto the fun activities. The SUP, raft, etc. Or Sundowners...of course.
The Genoa team.  That was interesting. Not as controversial as its main sail 'sister'. But not without its excitement  (read shouting ).

Anchor director
The sewage team. Initially that was a volunteer team. Except no hands went up. With a mass exodus from the deck seeking other urgent tasks.  Fortunately said tank was off loaded out at sea worth little incident...i hear,  i wasn't there!  Unfortunately other problems in that dept ensued requiring a flushing back at Opua. Successfully executed by the capt. Once again others were otherwise engaged.
The fishing party. Now that was good one. Initial attempts by trawling saw bait snatched by a whopper, the one that got away! . So a specialist spear fishing party of 2, lead by Capt Craig. And his 'bitch'. The capt staying on boat. Instructing (he called it mentoring) 'his bitch' to go spear them fish. Rules were dished out here too. TWO being emphasized several times. Understandably. Rule 1: don't shoot at fish in front of rocks.  RULE 2 (which i thought should rule 1): don't load while pointing at people. Particularly capt. I got that.
On the first day 'we' speared us a malway. Which by all accounts is sleeper. Either way, was added to the dinner menu. The second; a black fish. A good hit according to the capt. This became a breakfast treat. Bitchournot, I could get used to this.
The last party  to mention was the scrubbing party. Once again instituted by our Capt with other member being  'the B'. He was instructed to keep the mask ON (after partaking in a little snorkeling) and scrub the hull. .... which he dutifully did. To good effect.


I can wax on about the wonderful weather we had.  The magic islands we visited. The brilliant 12 km hike on the Cape Brett track i did.   The views. The food.  etc etc.

There were a lot of laughs, light hearted banter. Much fun. All in all a marvelous time.

Cheers to the Admiral and Captain.

Clive on the SUP
Admiral on the SUP

Tucking after a tough days sail 
Motorua Bay below
Jokers all 
Even Keels Below
Latte at Russel 
Captain contemplation
SUP'ing into the distance - not fetching Nikki
The Bitch delivering for capt
Cape Brett Hike 12.5km 
Bay of Islands from Cape Brett Track
Pano of Whangamumu 
Team up on Whanga falls
Fhanga Sunset
Hole in the Rock 
You catch it, you cook it. 
rafting to the trampoline
Captain at the comms panel
Oke Bay view
Change over



Monday, 16 November 2015

Exceptional Everglades


Two groups milled around the national parks station early that Thursday morning. The one much larger, dapper dressed folk were being politely dealt with by the NP ranger sorting them out for their day out on a motor boat excursion in the everglades. The other party loitering was a single Muppet. Not so dapper, with paddle in hand and Life jacket round shoulders. When the ranger finished off with the fore mentioned day trippers and turned to said paddler his demeanor changed from polite to joy. His enthusiasm in helping the lone paddler organise his itinerary, routing, overnight stays in the 10 000 islands Nat Park. It was clear where his passion lay. It certainly lit up my enthusiasm. No talk of the perils of the 'glades, gators and the like. 


Paddling the everglades was an exceptional adventure, exceeding my expectations by a country mile. Crossing the expanses of the Gulf, island hopping from key (Island) to key and then wandering through wide open water expanses or exceedingly narrow passages of the inland mangroves. It was magic. And I only touched a fraction of what it really had to offer. This being my first multiday kayaking trip in 30 years, it rekindled old memories of our canoeing trips down the Zambezi River during the mid '80s. There were plenty of parallels.

My 3 1/2 day sojourn made possible by a company conference in Miami and the timing was perfect for such a trip. Much earlier and it would have been scorching hot and wet, with the potential of Typhoons. Any later would have hit the high season and locations limited, maybe but certainly not the solitude I enjoyed. As it was, I never saw another canoe and only 4 motor boats passed me in that time. So the company I had was abundant dolphins, see why they're called the NFL Miami Dolphins, masses of bird life, especially out on the keys, a couple of manatees, and a few Gators to cap it all off. Fortunately having left my newly acquired fishing rod behind, unintentionally, the whopper I'd bragged about remained safe and the fresh pan fried fillet a mere dream, next time.

As soon as the Miami conference was confirmed the search was on for an accompanying adventure. It would be tough to top the Utah canyoning of last year. There really wasn't any hiking of significance in these parts, and I'd just done the Sierras not a month earlier. 

Looked into a bike touring gig that looked promising and then by chance came across a region of Florida called the 10000 islands. Like opening Pandora box there all of a sudden a wealth of information on kayaking around this region. Kayaking a great option; you can take more kit than a hike, as you don't have to carry it. On this trip did have to take all your water. The trick to an uneventful trip is good navigation and reading and using the tides. Having done neither on water that made all the more interesting for the new challenge. 

Had a basic idea; do a loop, couple days in the mangroves then head out to the open water when I was more comfortable and confident with the boat, the conditions, navigation and whatever else needed to be done. With the ranger at the national parks office we mapped out a trip that made better use of the tides. So it was out to the islands first; Pavilion key one of the farthest and largest. Then back into the Mangroves, farthest inland; Sweet Water Chickee. Then winding back to the start staying at Crooked Creek Chickee. (For those not in the know Chickee refers to the platforms constructed in the mangroves to park out on. 

By 9:30 boat hired, permit secured, four gallons of water loaded up, nosh in secure container (keep raccoon's out), and aye captain launch the boat. With a bit of cloud cover and gentle ripple on the water, conditions were perfect. Particularly welcome for relatively novice paddler. And with the outgoing tide made good progress winding my way out to the Gulf. This was too easy. Pulled into the side, on a mangrove Island, for a short break after an hour or two, but was quickly sent packing by the swarm of Mossies, swamp angles, as they're known here. I was getting the hang of this open water navigation, kept the nautical map between my legs and GPS round neck and started to get a feel of relating the 'landscape' to the map. Eventually hitting more open water after a couple of hour winding my way through the water ways. Not too surprisingly the wind picked up, it was a bit bouncy, not enough to get too concerned though. 

Hit the outer Keys by lunch and my first night stop, Pavilion Key by 4 ish. This was idyllic. Pristine lagoon on the one side, open sea the other separated by narrow beach of maybe 10 meters wide, where I pitch my tent in the middle. The seaside beach a mass of birds settling down for the night. As I approached they would take off pretty much together, triggered by the least courageous of the lot. Then circle round and land back couple meters up the beach, out of harm’s way, me. And being 5 year old at heart, this looked like fun so ran up and down the beach them critters circling round as I approached, coming back as I passed. All cussing and complaining about this latest intruder. Eventually we both soon settled down. After all it was sundowner time, so accompanied by a little drop off Argentinian Malbak to watch the most spectacular sunset over the Gulf of Mexico. Could life get any better? So did my best to capture the photo opportunity. With the 20 hour flight from Sydney catch up and a full day paddling was man down by 8. Which was a good thing? As soon as you moved out of the sea breeze the angels attacked with a vengeance. In these parts the wind is your friend.

If the sunset was a show, so was the sun rise over the lagoon side the following morning. And to add to the backdrop of the sunrise, the dolphins were out too for morning breakfast.
Faffed around too much only getting going by 10. However, by that time it was low tide so perfect for a run in back to the inland mangroves. Being low tide though it required a 50 meter wade in the mud to open water. And in the process must have dropped my glasses. Again, I'd done a similar thing in the High Sierras a month ago. 

Finally we were off to Sweet Water Chickee averaging between 3 to 5 km/hr. That was the case until I hit an oncoming tide for a section of the Hutson River. I'd been congratulating myself on my navigation prowess. Then became a little too lax with checking my GPS and all of a sudden found this against current paddling was in fact the taking me wrong way, not entirely, certainly it was the long way round. Dick head that will teach me and now GPS battery power was getting low, just when I really needed it to find my night stop over. You certainly wouldn't want to get into grief in these parts. Open water simply merges into the dense mangrove vegetation. 

Late afternoon the waters were like glass, reflecting the mangrove landscape above water. So of course tried to capture with a few pics.  I was disturbed by what I thought were a pod of dolphin that popped up in front of me. Except these critters grunted on surfacing, definitely no dolphin. Actually Manatees. Strangest of creatures. The Ranger said I might spot them up here.

Found the Chickee and once again it was my own for the night. These platforms, Chickee were located 15 meters in from the edge of the mangrove. They have two interconnected platforms with a shared porta loo in the middle. Just a fantastic idea. I set up shop and had a quick dip in the river to clean. Only then saw couple a gators slinking across the water’s surface 10 meter out. That was noted for future swims or maybe not.

Once again another magic sunset. Very much like the Zambezi canoe trips we used to do. And then the mossies came. And that called for a hasty retreat inside the tent for lock down. Come morning, coffee and breakfast consumed inside. Only making a bolter for the loo.

After two big paddling days this shorter section certainly was welcome relieve. Not as secluded as the last, Crooked Creek was closer to the main water thorough fare. And being closer to the edge of the mangroves, expected a mossie invasion. Fortunately the wind picked in the afternoon and we had a rain storm in the evening as the sunset. Giving us a monkeys wedding. Main sunset in the west while rain sweeping through from the east.


I needed an early start in the morning and take advantage of the early high tide. So was on the water by 6 am, still pitch dark. Used by bike lights to light up the way. And hopefully spot me some gator eyes lurking on the mangrove banks. None materialized. Once again another stunning sun rise though.


This day I made fantastic progress with the tide 6 to 7 km/hr. So was able to take the long way home following the narrow Taylor River back. If there was one element to the trip I hadn’t done, one box not ticked, was burrowing through the narrows of a Mangrove creek. Well that all changed. The Taylor River all but disappeared, and I was off the navigation map, so not too sure of the route. However there was a little gap opening in the thicket. So in I dived. Initially, for two k's I was against the current, leading me to think this was a dead end. It then turned; it was like a turbo booster. And I needed this kicker. At slower speeds the 'Angles' could keep up. I was being attacked from all sides. With the water current, the buggers were left for dead. So for the next several km, I wound through the mangroves, dodging overhangs, cutting way through the spider webs, disturbing the roosting birds, and wondering when I'd come face to face with a Gator minding its own business on the side of the bank. And if it were a big daddy, there would be no room for two of us in this narrow passage, fortunately no 'luck'. All in all it was magic. It opened up eventually and in 20 min was back where it all started 3 1/2 short days ago at the National Parks Rangers Station in Everglades City.


  







Day one - 20km

Day 2 - 26km

Day Three - 18km

Day four - 16km